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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:46
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Reports: Thomas Frank to become new Tottenham Hotspur head coach - NBC Sports
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do you make a karaoke version of a song?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Massive iron reserve worth trillions discovered could reshape the global economy - Glass Almanac
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
This couple paid $19M for 2 Jersey Shore houses. Then they demolished them. - NJ.com